Gazebos! (oo that was a big one)

It's summer time and I thought the title of today's blog might help me to get a few hits! I do have a gazebo anecdote but it is a very small one. I'll put it in somewhere without warning, so that those of you who googled 'gazebos' with a view to researching and perhaps buying one will have to read on to discover when it appears.The same goes for those of you who were searching for  hayfever remedies (I've gazebo'd several times during the course of this blog already) and if you were looking for something saucier altogether, there's something for you later too; see if you can spot it.
 I am warning you that I am alerted when anyone visits my page and the visitor is clearly identifiable. So, if you find yourself here and don't subscribe, I will hunt you down like a dog.
That said, Welcome to The Tornado Files.
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Oh hello, hello, hello!!!!

I have been blogged off for some time, there was a squirrel (or some-such) in the doobries.  At least that's what Blogger Help tells me. I paraphrased obviously.
I have just this minute finished telling someone that I was going to concentrate my efforts on writing for cash and that I'd finished with the blog! Then abracadabra, I was back on line, looking at The Tornado Files once more and feeling enormous waves of relief pulsating through my body (no batteries involved) I had forgotten what a lifeline it is to me, since I had been forced to be without it. No wonder my mood slipped and I have been unable to sleep (honestly!)

I did a stupid thing yesterday T- Filers - I was enjoying a rare day without my children and had a celebratory bottle of beer in the afternoon, just because I could. Unfortunately (and I should have seen this coming) after one, I decided to have another and four beers later I was asleep. 
I woke up feeling shit, having done nothing that I had planned or been looking forward to and then once that had gone , I felt really odd.
So, I am making you a pledge Filers. I am done with alcohol. It robs me of time and my life gets shorter every day. It also plays silly buggers with my moods. Please support me in kicking it into touch for I am resolute and resolution tends to waiver when I am thirsty. Every shitty, stupid, ridiculous thing that I have done in my life, I have done with alcohol as my partner.
Get fit, stop drinking, be a good pretend buddhist -these are my goals x
Is anyone else aboard the wagon?