When your mate feels it's her God given right to come into your house and tell you what's wrong with it twice a week; what's that about?
Then she gives you a voucher for free window cleaning for a year. What's that about?
When she gives you the name of her plumber and then keeps popping in when he's there. What's that about?
When she travels 3 hours each way to help you to rehouse a dog she hates and doesn't moan when you cry all afternoon then bring it back again; what's that about?
When she can't serve a compliment, without 2 criticisms for desert; What's that about?
When every time her kid misbehaves, she retells the time when your kid did; what's that about?
When she comes round in the middle of the night to calm your hysteria;what's that about?
When she cannot say a good word to her daughter;what's that about?
When she defends you even if you don't deserve it; what's that about?
When she treats you like an idiot because you don't agree with her;what's that about?
When she'll do anything to help; what's that about?
When she snaps at you because she knows she's in the wrong; what's that about?
When you blog about your friend, what's that about?
